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How to Travel Like a Celebrity

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We might not all be able to afford private jets and chauffeured cars but we can still enjoy a touch of the champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget. If you feel like you want to inject a little glamour into your travel then you can do it for cheaper than you might think. Here are some of the ways you can travel like a celeb no matter what your travel budget might be.


Enter Competitions

One of the first things you can do is enter competitions. There are competitions all the time to win 5-star holidays in luxury resorts and it is normally completely free to enter. All you need to do is put in your details and you might have a shot at winning!

Winning such a competition could set you up for the holiday of a lifetime. It is not uncommon to see packages worth thousands of pounds being given away as prizes. You could get a week's all-inclusive stay in a luxury hotel, plus spending money and more. All you potentially need to do in response is a little promo work for the brand sending you but it should not take more than an hour or two. If you are searching for a way to get a once-in-a-lifetime trip for very little, this could be a way to do it.

Sign Up for Discount Sites

If you don't mind putting your own money towards it, why not sign up for a discount site? There are sites out there which cater exclusively to massive discounts for luxury getaways. You may be constrained by certain dates or times but it can be a great way for you to pick up a stay in an amazing place you otherwise might not be able to afford.

Keep an eye out for flash sales and other even bigger discounts you can use. Who knows what kind of a deal you might be able to score if you are ready to search for it? A holiday of luxury might be easier to grab than you think.

Dress Like the Celebs at the Airport

How many celebrities do you see arriving at the airport done up to the nines? Very few. Celebs would much rather don cosy sweatpants and other items rather than dig out their couture for check-in. You should seek to emulate this.

Whether you go designer or budget, there are many stylish clothing pieces on the market which you can invest in for the airport. Anything loose and comfortable will keep you happy no matter how long your flight is. You should also choose shoes that will slip on and off. This will be useful both at security and once you are on the plane and ready to make yourself comfortable.

Check with your airline to see whether or not they will allow you a second, smaller piece of carry-on like a handbag. Even if they don't, there are many attractive backpacks and other bags you could use to store your things for the plane. Think about taking a spare shirt if you can. Being able to change after the flight will help you to feel instantly refreshed.

Finish off your perfect airport outfit with a pair of statement sunglasses. There might not be any paparazzi waiting for you but that does not mean you can't have a little fun and play a small game of make-believe.

Make the Journey Stress-free

When was the last time you saw a celebrity get frazzled at the airport? Even travelling through major hubs like Heathrow Terminal 5, they can stay cool and collected. It is very easy to take a leaf out of their book and relax a little while travelling, even with something as simple as Terminal 5 Heathrow airport parking.

It is actually very easy to find Heathrow parking at T5, even if you are travelling one of the busiest days. All you need is a little foresight and some planning. Thanks to Heathrow Parking, you can pre-book a parking space. Simply turn up on the day and park in your designated parking space before breezing into the terminal. This system is perfect for anyone who doesn't like to get flustered when they travel. If you would rather chill out and take the airport at a leisurely pace, this might be the right sort of thing for you. Take some of the stress out of parking at the airport now. It is just what you need to start a holiday in style.

Treat Yourself in Duty-Free

Duty-free shopping is one of the major perks of flying and you can pick up so many amazing things here. From cosmetics to fragrance, if you need to pick up something special then you might find it here. Depending on where you live, duty-free shopping might be one of the few chances you get to pick up a fragrance and test it first. Airports have many designer brands which you simply might not be able to test out back home. Take a look and see what is available. If you find something you really like, treat yourself.

Starting the holiday with a treat from duty-free is the perfect way to kick things off. Make sure you leave enough time to properly have a look around and search everywhere. It might be very upsetting if you have to abandon a purchase halfway through because you need to run for your gate instead.

Take as Many Photos as You Can

One of the things which can truly make us envy the celebrity lifestyle is looking at all of the amazing photos they post on apps like Instagram. If you are going somewhere particularly Insta-worthy, it is time to get snap-happy.

Within this, make sure that you are taking photos which make you happy. From places all around you to photos of you and your travelling companion, your happiness should be at the forefront of your mind. Don't take photos for likes on Instagram or for validation. Take them to record the memories and the experiences you are currently having. If you want to get a little bit better at taking pictures, look up some free online tips which will help you with framing and editing. With a few small changes, you will start taking amazing photos which will be worthy of any Instagram post.

Have Fun with It

Pretending to be a celebrity when you travel is nothing more than a bit of fun. If you are able to plan your trip well, you can score some awesome discounts which can see you heading all over the world on beautiful adventures. Take the time to properly investigate everything you could find online and grab those deals where you can find them. It might be easier than you think to book a luxurious holiday which will be the envy of all your friends.

With the right planning and a smart attitude, why not even aim to make every holiday a celebrity experience. Before you know it, you could be going away to beautiful destinations whenever you can. Holidays are a chance to indulge in some escapism, so there is no reason why you cannot dictate what form this escapism takes.

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The G-spot Exists Even When Junk Science Tries To Con Women Into Thinking It Doesn’t

Yes, there is a G-spot. Of course there's a G-spot. There's always been a G-spot. And while we're on the subject, it's not a spot. It's not a little button or dot. It's an area. While we're on the subject, we really should rename it all together. A man “discovered it." Uh, huh. And he named it after himself. Of course. But I digress. The point is, the G-spot very much exists.


How do I know? Because I've touched my share of them. I've touched them and stimulated them, and the women to whom those G-spots belonged had delicious orgasms from the said touching of them. Ask them. Go ahead. You don't have to believe me because the G-spot is not the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus or even God for that matter. It's not something to “believe in." It's something that exists because it's there and you can touch it.

As the author of two books on women's sexuality, “O Wow: Discovering Your Ultimate Orgasm" and “The Ultimate Guide to Solo Sex," I have talked to hundreds of women; researched and spoken to the experts; and read, read, read everything I could get my hands on. I know the G-spot exists because it exists. That is how you know something exists. You do not however, deny the existence of something because, well, it's self-serving.

And in case you're thinking, “You've written some sex books and slept with some women. You're no doctor." You're right. But Juliana Morris, PhD, LMFT, LPC is. She's a credentialed therapist, academic, and a bona fide (s)expert, with decades of experience “counseling and supporting thousands of individuals and couples on their paths to discover and own their sexual agency."

Her thoughts on the G-Spot? “Yes, it exists. Better stated….every (biologically identified) woman has the potential for pleasure in an area within her vaginal cavity. That is how I describe it. An area of potential. I am confident it exists because of hundreds of interviews and work with women. Women who have experienced pleasure in an area within her 'accidently,' women who have made purposeful efforts to find pleasure in this area as a solo or partnered endeavor using specific techniques to maximize the potential of pleasure for her and hearing both groups describe the difference of pleasure from other orgasmic experiences."

The fact that some folks who have the audacity to call themselves “researchers" when they only had thirteen women in their study – THIRTEEN – decided there is no G-spot because they couldn't find one is idiocy. I have touched more than thirteen of them personally. Just all by myself, no research study – OR DOLLARS – required. Morris adds, “That study is inaccurate and is inherently flawed. In large part because of the belief that it functions like other pleasure organs. Mainly, however, because it is asking the wrong questions and using inadequate parameters to prove or disprove it."

I'll tell you what outranks that study by a zillion – reality. I have touched the G-spots of women I have loved, women I have hooked up with, and even women with whom I have taken Body Dodson's famed masturbation workshop Body Sex. Of course there's a G-spot. Don't be ridiculous.

This is just another chapter in the on-going saga of “men who don't want to learn about women's bodies or have women know about their own bodies so let's just call women frigid or broken or too complicated." We and our bodies are none of those things. Women who don't want to have sex aren't frigid. They are tired of showing up for an activity that feeds male pleasure and leaves them hanging because too many men have no idea how to work the equipment.

Women aren't broken. We don't have penises. We don't want or need penises. We have something WAY better. We have clitorises with 8,000 plus nerve endings and no other job other than to give us pleasure. And, no, our bodies aren't too complicated. All you have to do is ask. Believe me, if you care enough to ask, she'll be happy to tell you what rocks her world.

The thing is, men, who are in charge of the budgets and the research and the media and the message, get nothing for themselves – zero, zilch, nada – from teaching and promoting the truth about women's bodies and sexuality. Not to mention is that all men want to do is measure and quantify. No can do with the G-spot. But that doesn't matter one bit.

Morris explains, “I do believe the reason behind the quest to invalidate the G-spot area is heavily rooted in the misguided notion that a woman's pleasure experience cannot be measured or seen and thusly cannot exist. The antiquated medical and scientific views of research do not apply to the variance and contextual nuisances of womanhood and female pleasure. And that difference-from the male, medical model is threatening and challenging and for some in that world, easily dismissed. Or must be dismissed. Unexplained + variance +can't be seen/measure= bad, crazy, non-existent. And frankly…the scientific and medical world, especially male practitioners in general still exhibit a level of discomfort if not distaste for female pleasure."

On the other hand, straight men gain plenty from creating and feeding the myths. They can keep women feeling less-than and self-conscious and dirty and broken and thinking that they need a man, that they are lucky to even have one since they are so broken. Then men don't have to learn or put in any effort in the bedroom or anywhere else for that matter because they are, all puns intended, cock of the walk. Well, fuck that.

Listen up, ladies. There is nothing wrong with you. Not one damn thing. Your body and your clitoris and your vagina and your very much existing G-spot are all perfect and they are all yours. And while we're on the subject, you have every right to enjoy them on your own, with a partner, with many partners, within a loving relationship, just for fun, whatever.

Masturbate, make love, hook up, you do you. Literally. You don't need a man. You can want one. But you do not – I repeat, do not – in any way need a man for sexual pleasure. The penis is completely and totally unnecessary for female sexual pleasure. COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY. There are mouths and fingers and toys and even vegetables that are actually far better suited for the job.

Too much of this “there's no G-spot" nonsense comes from the fact that most folks don't even know the truth about the clitoris. That tiny little bud on the outside is the tip of the iceberg. The clitoris has long, internal legs. Think inverted wishbone.

Women have just as much – if not more – erectile tissue than men.

Women have just as much – if not more – erectile tissue than men. Women can experience gobs of pleasure when some penis isn't just using the vagina like some sort of masturbation sleeve, banging away until said penis is done. And – side note – when it's done it's done, unlike the mighty clitoris which requires zero recoup time. ZERO. Sure the G-stop is a relative of the clitoris. Regardless of who or what it's related to - it exists. Not every woman goes wild when her G-spot is stimulated. That is true. Not every women can identify her G-spot. That is true. But every woman does have a G-spot. You simply have be enough of a human being to care about women and their bodies and their pleasure to know that. People can tell you about Game of Thrones in minute detail but they don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva. (The vagina is the internal canal. The vulva is the external bits.)

This is getting so idiotic. We don't need any more studies. We need people to start talking to and LISTENING to women. The very pussy owning humans themselves. Want to know the truth about women's bodies? Pay attention to the ones you are insanely lucky to be intimate with. This is all verifiable info. This is not some Lochness shit here. Come on.

Women need to know their bodies. Human need to know about women's bodies. “I think it is crucial for women to understand, deeply, the implications of our variance in anatomy and pleasure," says Morris. "Our variance needs to be acknowledged, understood, celebrated and validated. Our variance is indeed beautiful. Normal. Expected. No big deal. Some of our variance is rooted in evolutionary brilliance. Some of it is evolutionary irrelevance, and it just is. We all need a roadmap to examine our sexuality and pleasure and medical studies like this just distract us from the REAL research."

"That dream aside, pleasure is our birthright. We have the right to seek, enhance and experience pleasure. On our own terms and in our own way. Validating the existence for the potential for pleasure in this area is one area where women can choose to claim this collectively." -Juliana Morris

If you're a woman, grab a mirror and have a look. Masturbate, please. Insert your own fingers into your own vagina, curve it upwards, and two inches in, toward the front of your body, you will feel a patch of tissue with ridges on it. Play with it and it will expand. That's your G-spot. Insert a toy that vibrates to stimulate it. Insert the classic and most reliable toy on earth for masturbation, the Betty Dodson Barbell, and try out her Rock and Rock Method of masturbation. (You can thank me later.) And once you have done that, you will smack the face of anyone who tells you what body parts you don't have. And if someone argues with you, make a note to never, ever, ever have sex with them. Ever. And to those “researchers," get a real job. Women don't need anyone else telling us that we don't have body parts that we clearly do. We don't need anyone else chipping away at our self-esteem. We don't need any more sex shaming. And thirteen people? Really? Thirteen? Shame on you. You and your practices and your findings are ridiculous.

And to anyone who has the honor of engaging with a woman and her body, be respectful, pay attention, put your own pleasure on the back burner, remember that just because it feels good to you doesn't mean it does a damn thing for her, and for God's sake, listen – listen, listen, listen.

Yes, Virginia, there is a G-spot.