Help! My Boyfriend Makes Me Do Nasty Things!​

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Help! My Boyfriend Makes Me Do Nasty Things!

Dear Armchair Psychologist,
My boyfriend and I are quite comfortable around each other, we both fart freely when we are alone together. Recently, my boyfriend has made a habit of making me pick his boogers because my nails are longer. It's gross but I do it, because I love him. I feel we have gotten too comfortable together. Is the romance dead after you've lived together as a couple for a year or more?-
Yuk Yuk

Dear Yuk Yuk,

I almost thought this question was a joke, as I haven't heard of any such thing before. Nonetheless, I am happy to hear that you and your BF make each other happy while tooting up your apartment. Since picking boogers is beyond your comfort zone, you need to either: A) Cut your nails short so you can't retrieve his dried up nasal mucus or B) Have a gentle conversation with him and let him know this is making you uncomfortable and, from now on, he needs to occupy himself with this task alone. Regarding your question about romance, living together is no reason to let the romance die. Do your best to keep an active agenda and prioritize doing things that fill your relationship with romance, intimacy, and happiness. Perhaps it is wise that you both limit the toots while enjoying your romantic candle-lit dinner?

- The Armchair Psychologist

Help! We Messed With Dead People

Dear Armchair Psychologist,
My husband and I are both well-mannered mid-westerners living on the east coast. Yesterday, we were driving on the freeway and came across a long line of cars that were tailgating each other with emergency blinkers on. As it turns out, it was a funeral procession. They were in the far right lane, yet we needed to veer into their lane in order to make our exit. As a result, we disrupted the chain of cars. We both feel horribly guilty and disrespectful, but I can't help to wonder if we were in the right or wrong?
- Rude Living Human

Dear Rude Living Human,

I'm sorry that you're racked with guilt, but the good news is that guilt is rooted in compassion and empathy, therefore (depending on which religion you subscribe to) perhaps excludes you from going to hell :) It is great that you pose this question because I, a Swedish immigrant, and many others who may not have grown up driving cars are unaccustomed to these traditions, and may commit offenses due to not having learned the correct etiquette in these instances. In most states, funerals have the right of way and in some, listed here, it is actually illegal to disrupt a procession. The proper etiquette is to yield and "don't cut into or cut off a procession." Some have gotten ticketed for this offense. Don't believe me? Ask this guy who got ticketed twice and lost his job for messing with the dead!

- The Armchair Psychologist

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Working From Home While Parenting in a Pandemic. The Juggle is Real.

I had just finished putting my toddler down for a nap when my 3-month-old cried out from the next room — hungry. Again. As I slowly backed out of the room so as not to disturb the nap that took five diligently-read books to achieve, I glanced at my watch — just five minutes to spare before my scheduled Zoom meeting.

As a mom, I'm in this like everyone else — not knowing what tomorrow will look like and doing my best day by day.

While I was going through these familiar motions, I thought how am I making this work? After talking to more moms just like me, I've come to learn that I'm not alone. Left without childcare in the middle of this pandemic, we've just been forced to improvise and expected to do the impossible, usually, while worrying about how long we can keep this up. In fact, instead of worrying about making it work, some parents have decided the best way to deal is to give up parenting for the time being altogether. At least, half-jokingly anyway.

This is working from home while parenting in the time of COVID-19 — a messy juggling act.

A Near Impossible Job: Full-time Parent and Full-time Employee

Working parents, unemployed parents, single parents, essential worker parents — all of these parents and situations have their own set of challenges. The circumstances of the pandemic have placed many parents at a crossroads to find alternative childcare in order to return to work or otherwise give up their employment and thus their financial security. More than 4 in 10 parents of children younger than 19 reported that they or someone in their family lost a job, work hours, or work-related income because of the coronavirus outbreak, according to the Urban Institute's Health Reform Monitoring Survey (HRMS).

Working From Home While Parenting in a Pandemic

I established my career in Silicon Valley as a remote professional, and have for the last decade believed strongly that location-independent work is the future of work. As I became a mother and made that first transition back to work from maternity leave (albeit a leave way too short, but that's a topic for another day), I realized this remote work arrangement was the only thing that enabled me to continue to work.

I could meet the demands of my job while caring for a newborn. I often worked outside of the usual 9-5 and while the days were long, I was just so grateful to have a work-life arrangement that allowed me to be near my child when I needed to be. Turns out, that's a familiar story to many parents. A flexible job is really important to parents of young children. In fact, 82% say that having school-age kids affects their interest in finding a flexible job.

While the lines between work and home life are blurring, be flexible, communicate effectively, and lead with empathy.

Many workplaces have turned to remote work during this pandemic but with childcare and school closures, working from home with kids doesn't look like the "flexible" work arrangement it had once been. Parents have been handed the near-impossible task of balancing the responsibilities of full-time caregiver, full-time educator, full-time employee, and first-time remote employee.

As a mom, I'm in this like everyone else — not knowing what tomorrow will look like and doing my best day by day. I wish there was an easy answer to the childcare predicament all working parents face. In the meantime, I have figured out a few things that have really worked for me in order to have a productive day, lead from a physical distance, and maintain some sense of order in my home from 9-5.

My 3 top tips for working from home while parenting in the time of COVID-19.

1. Maintain A (Flexible) Routine

One of the major changes that comes with working from home is that without an office environment routines can get thrown off. Be sure to create a routine for both you and your children. I would also opt for a time-blocked routine rather than a rigid to-the-minute schedule. For example, mornings are for your meetings and the kids' quiet busy work (be that school assignments or other activities). A routine gives everyone an expectation of how the day will go and this can help decrease stress. Furthermore, using a routine rather than a rigid schedule also sets you up to be more successful because it allows flexibility for you all to make changes when needed.

2. Create a Designated Workspace

Control the things you can and don't spin your wheels on the things you can't. While there are few things that can be controlled, your workspace is one of them. It doesn't have to be an office, but your workspace should be a space that is your own. This isn't a space anyone in the house can simply drop off their things or fiddle with yours. Ideally, this space will be organized and clutter-free so you're not losing time finding what you need to get to work, or being distracted with anything else. Studies have found that work environments have an effect on satisfaction and productivity. If you work in a place that inspires instead of distracts you, you are more likely to be efficient, productive, and happier.

3. Communicate

Over-communicate with both everyone in your house and the remote team you are collaborating with. In the house, be sure everyone knows your schedule especially if you're co-parenting and co-working with a partner in shifts. It could help to post your weekly schedule, so everyone knows when a big meeting is coming up and you're in the do-not-disturb zone. With your remote team, take advantage of platforms for video communication to help recreate face-to-face interaction. General rule of thumb, if you find yourself writing an email that's become a novel or you're responding to a thread that's gone too long, the clearer route to communicating is likely a video conference.

While the lines between work and home life are blurring, be flexible, communicate effectively, and lead with empathy. And most importantly of all, give yourself the space to make mistakes, try again, and learn what works best for you.

P.S. Are you finding yourself overwhelmed by the challenges of parenting through the pandemic and keeping up with the work-life juggle? In a time when moms need a support system more than ever, I've founded Hey Mom Co., a new kind of wellness and mindset development community for working moms. Visit our website to learn more: http://heymom.co